Archive for April, 2006

Women Can Stand and Urinate

Is it hard for you to bend down and sit on a toilet? Is it even harder when you need to do this outside of your own home? Would you like to stand up and urinate? Read on.

When my elderly aunt needed transportation to and from her doctor’s office and to run errands I would be the one she would call.

I was young and did not have a clue as to the problems of the elderly or handicapped but I learned by transporting my aunt.

My aunt had problems with arthritis and she could not bend her legs easily and trying to sit on her toilet at home even with an extension on her toilet seat, in a doctor’s office or at a hospital was a painful, horrible ordeal she would have to tolerate.

YOU TELL ME- HOW DO YOU BEND SOMEBODY THAT CAN NOT BE BENT?

Well, this became part of my job description as I transported my aunt. She lived alone and I know that she struggled each and every time she had to bend down to use her extended toilet.

One day I was waiting in the waiting room for her to return from her visit with her doctor. I heard a woman talking to her neighbor on the next chair. I listened in on their conversation and even butted in and asked a few questions.

You see, this woman was explaining to her neighbor about this wonderful product she had just purchased.

SHE COULD URINATE ANYPLACE, ANYTIME!

She explained about how it was a urinal that slipped inside her clothes and she could urinate, anyplace, and anytime. She did not need any assistance and it was completely discreet.

Well, I can tell you my mind started working overtime. My aunt could certainly use this marvelous urinal in her home and right here in her own doctor’s office. She would be able to stand up and urinate. I would not have to bend her and put her in excruciating pain. I could not wait until my aunt walked back into the waiting room.

When she finally appeared I had this wonderful lady repeat her story and asked her how we bought the product.

My aunt did not need any convincing, she was sold. She mentioned that she would even save a fortune in disposable diapers she had at times been forced to wear.

The woman whipped out her small urinal and showed it to her right there in the lobby.

There were about six other women present and they all watched the presentation and were very impressed.

She showed all the women how easy it was to use the urinal and its two different lengths of tubing. She told how it could easily be rinsed out and reused.

The tubing could slide into a disposable/reusable vinyl bag. Presto, she showed how easy the deed could be accomplished and nobody had to be the wiser.

I could tell this woman was very excited about her new urinal. It had changed her life drastically and now she was eager to share her experience with others. Her excitement bounded around the room. We were all affected by it.

If my aunt had been convinced before seeing the product demonstrated, after seeing the demonstration her mind was definitely made up.

My aunt was very excited about returning home and ordering her new lifesaver.

My mind started thinking of other ways the small, compact, plastic urinal could be used.

It could be used with people in wheelchairs, bed confined and on airplanes, and anywhere a toilet was not available.

I thought I could use this fantastic device since I was going on a camping trip and I was not looking forward to squatting in the bushes. I could stand up and urinate just like my aunt.

I then became very excited. My aunt had wanted to visit her sister for months but because of the urination problem she had to put that idea on the back burner. Now she could visit her sister.

My aunt purchased this wonderful urinal and her life has been independent, less painful and happier since.

This women’s urinal can be used anyplace, anytime.

Women everywhere, do you know what this means?

FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM

Thank you for reading my article. I hope you enjoyed all my articles. Please let me hear from you.

Copyright 2006 Linda Meckler

Linda was happy she was with her aunt when whe discovered this amazing product “Instant Bladder Relief Urinal. (IBRU) Sold on her website http://lmeckler.com

Currently she is the author of an adventure “Ghost Kids Trilogy,” three books in one book. Christy 12, and her brother Brad, 16 move into an old house on top of a mountain and meet two Ghost Kids. Meet Uncle Charlie a magical blue vase. Join Christy and Brad on a Pirates’ Treasure Hunt. Love and Family Values burst off the pages.

Order my book at http://www.amazon.com or http://www.buybooksontheweb.com With an order of 5 books = 40% discount. An order of 20 books free shipping and handling. ISBN 0-7414-2273-5.

Women Can Urinate Anyplace/Anytime (Wheelchair and Bed Confined) Updated

Are you confined to a wheelchair? Do you know anybody confined to a wheelchair? Is it hard for you to get up and down from the toilet seat? Do you like to be independent? Do you like to travel? Does urinating make this impossible and embarrassing for you? If your answer is yes, read on. 

A few years ago I had emergency surgery on my knees and I could not walk for a few months. I never felt so helpless in my life. In the past I was always able to jump out of bed and go to the bathroom on my own without any trouble. When I was wheelchair bound I felt like a rolling dead person. My independence was snatched away from me.

Suddenly, I needed assistance to just get in and out of bed. I had to be assisted into a wheelchair where I spent my entire day until I was helped back into bed at night.

I required help to get to the bathroom every time nature called. Something so ordinary and simple had turned into a major production, especially since I lived in a mobile home.

SUDDENLY HANDICAPPED…. HELP!

The most embarrassing problem was just going to the bathroom. I had to lose my dignity when someone else had to help me stand, disrobe, and help me sit down onto the toilet. I felt humiliated and helpless.

When I needed assistance, I had to call a friend who came over for potty patrol. I was not completely useless. I had my mind, my hands and arms. All I was missing were my legs.

My friend had to wheel me down this long narrow hallway and then squeeze me into a small bathroom which was never designed for a wheelchair. I had to hobble painfully a few steps and then I had to be partially lifted onto the commode.

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

SECRET:

I was lucky. I remembered back to when I was younger and used to transport my elderly aunt to her doctor’s appointments. She used this little external urinal that enabled her to stand and urinate, or she could use it while sitting in her wheelchair.

I remember when she first learned about this new fantastic, small urinal that drastically changed her life. It was a device made for women that can be slid inside your clothes and had a tube that slipped into a reusable vinyl bag.

I called her about my problem and she told me where it could be purchased. I ordered it immediately, and re-entered the human race.

Presto, now the deed is done right from my wheelchair and nobody needs to know. I can do it by myself without assistance.

I CAN URINATE BY MYSELF FROM MY WHEELCHAIR WITHOUT ASSISTANCE! YES!!!

I CAN URINATE BY MYSELF WHILE IN MY OWN BED AT NIGHT WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO GET OUT. YES!!!

I had the long tubing run into a jar during the night and I could urinate easily and freely without leaving my bed.

AIRPLANE TRIP:

During my last month confined to my wheelchair I had to make an unexpected trip by airplane to see my sister. I at first panicked for the simple reason I did not know how I was going to urinate while on the plane.

After a few minutes I realized I could use my little urinal device discretely in my airplane seat and nobody would ever be the wiser.

I covered my lap with a blanket, used the collector bag, tied the neck into a knot, and when done, put it into the “barf” bag and asked the flight attendant to dispose of it. She asked if I was feeling better, and with a big sigh, I could honestly say yes.

OUT OF CHAIR, INTO LIFE.

When I was able to walk again, I still had difficulty getting up and down from the seat. This time I had the answer. I could stand and go using my little secret.

WOMEN’S ANSWER TO MAN’S ONLY ADVANTAGE!

REASONS WHY YOU NEED A URINAL:

1. It slips discreetly under clothes and has a tube which directs the flow into a vinyl disposable/reusable bag.

2. It is external, easy to manage, and small enough to fit in your purse.

3. It gives you independence during the day and night.

4. You do not need to be lifted out of your wheelchair to use.

5. When in a store or restaurant you can use your urinal and aim the plastic tubing into the toilet.

6. Can be used sitting in your seat on an airplane.

7. Can be used sitting in your seat in a car.

8. Can be used in bed by attaching a long hose to disposable plastic bags or jar.

9. Can stand and urinate.

10. Can be used by adults and children.

THIS CAN BE USED… ANYPLACE, ANYTIME…

WOMEN! WAKE UP:

All women and some men need to know about this device and how it can help people with difficulty toileting. Become independent in this tremendously important part of your daily living.

Thank you for reading my article. Please let me hear from you.

Copyright 2006 Linda Meckler

Linda wants to share with you her discovery of freedom with urination an Instant Bladder Relief Urinal (IBRU) which can be ordered on her website. http://www.lmeckler.com

Currently she is the author of the adventure “Ghost Kids Trilogy,” three books in one book. Christy 12, and her brother Brad,16 move into an old house on top of a mountain and meet two Ghost Kids. Meet Uncle Charlie who lives in a Magical Blue Vase. Join Christy and Brad on a Pirates’ Treasure Hunt. Love and Family Values burst off the pages.

Order my book at http://www.amazon.com or http://www.buybooksontheweb.com With an order of 5 books = 40% discount. An order of 20 books free shipping and handling. ISBN 0-7414-2273-5.

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